Short & sharp

The Quip Strip

What's rattling around in my head — no filter.

• You really think your users are stupid?

  If I were you, I'd start asking what you're getting wrong.

  #3

• Seriously thinking of deploying on a Friday?

  Drop it. Don't do it! Murphy is always ready to spring an ambush.

  #2

• “Have you tried restarting it?”

  Here's an absurdly simple fix that works — yet every single time it tears a little hole in the space-time continuum.

  #1